I went out as usual and found this really cool place with one of my co-workers. Actually I only think the place was cool because I was pretty drunk and I was attracted to the place by the bright lights. lol
So any way my buddy and I stroll over to this place like moths to a flame. We had no idea what the menu said so we asked the guy to give us his favorite dish. The looks at us and says “Spicy ok”? I was like sure. That simple word right there doomed us both. I swear this guy cooked this meat in liquid lava. The food was good and really tasty but just a bit spicy at first. I started to realize this stuff was blazing hot when my nose started to run and my beer felt like hot fire as I drank it in a attempt to cool my burning mouth.
I eventually stopped eating as I began to sweat through my clothes while a little old lady with no front teeth laughed her ass off at us as we downed like 5 or 6 bottles of water.
By now my buzz was gone but eventually the pain went away and all was right with the world or so we thought.
I woke up at like 4am with the worst urge to use the toilet ever. That’s when I realize why the old woman was laugh. That damn meal burned me twice. Going in and coming out. Ahhhhhhh!!! I actually prayed to god that he would magically make an ice cream cone appear in my hand so I could put out the flames coming out of my ass.
That was the best and worst meals I had yet. If it wasn’t for the entire burn ass thing it would have been a good meal.
So remember if some old guy in Korea offers you some random food and asks you if Spicy is ok. RUN!!!
That food I ate that was super hot was so good. But I don’t think I can eat it again. It was just too hot and I don’t to feel that much fire when I use the toilet again. Hahahahaha
I don’t have any pictures of korea. But I do have more pictures of Australia.
Yesterday I landed up driving home behind a police car, and we were in the lane immediately next to the carpool lane. Sometimes I get really sleepy inching along in traffic, but I didn’t this time — it was really entertaining watching all the single drivers frantically trying to get out of the carpool lane when they spotted the police car.
